The barve CFO!1

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen.
The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators.
The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by courage. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!"
Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the tour of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seconds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.
The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.
The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pushed me in the pool!"

When u work for a dump boss!! life!!!

Read this "Sheeko"Everybody, somebody, anybody, and nobody!

This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.

funny Joke "Ninkii xil dhibahayayna dhimay kii kalana halkanuu soo dhafooro weynyahay !"

A somali guy decides to visit the family of his wife (reer xididkiis) and takes with him one of his cousins. The two guys are received warmly at their inlaws...guri baa la fadhiisiyay and they were brought food (soor). After bringing the soor the lady who who was serving them got a continer of sugab (ghee) that was hanging from the roof of the hut and added it to the soor.As she added the subag the two guys trying to seem polite and not greedy asked her to stop adding and insisted that the it was enough... the usual processes of the host insisting to add more and the guest politely declining went on for a minute and than the lady gave in and decided to take the container back to hang it on the roof. Now as you may imagine the added subag was less than desired and as the guys eat the soor they realized that it was mostly dry now. The guys were tempted that there was a container full of ghee hanging in the hut and there was no one else in there so they decided to add some more ghee after all no one needed to know. So they stood up to tie down the container and in between the hurry and their farsamo laan they dropped the container and the ghee was al over the food, the gogol and the floor. At that point the inlaw (kii gabdha qabay) passed out of embarrassment and the other one just sat there with his mouth open. When the people come in to check on them they saw the mess and upon asking what happened the cousin replied....

Ninkii xil dhibahayayna dhimay kii kalana halkanuu soo dhafooro weynyahay !

once upon a time "True story"!!

NICE, France (Reuters) - A 35-year-old French woman has married her boyfriend 18 months after he was killed in a car accident.

Christel Demichel, who wore black, was married Tuesday under a little-used law in the presence of friends and relatives at city hall in the southern city of Nice, local officials said. It would have been her husband Eric's 30th birthday.
"Eric and I promised when he was alive that we would get married," she told French television.
"Even though he is dead, I respect the values I shared with him, especially as his death was not his fault."
Eric Demichel, a policeman, was killed in a hit-and-run car accident in September 2002. Christel, who was pregnant at the time, lost her baby in the same accident.
"I lived a beautiful love story and this wedding testifies to it," Demichel said.
Posthumous marriage is allowed in France under a law introduced by former President Charles de Gaulle.

Patriot

An old story
I
It was roses, roses, all the way,
With myrtle mixed in my path like mad:
The house-roofs seemed to heave and sway,
The Mosque-spires flamed, such flags they had,
A year ago on this very day.

II
The air broke into a mist with bells,
The old walls rocked with the crowd and cries.
Had I said, "Good folk, mere noise repels--
But give me your sun from yonder skies!"
They had answered, "And afterward, what else?"         

III
Alack, it was I who leaped at the sun
To give it my loving friends to keep!
Nought man could do, have I left undone:
And you see my harvest, what I reap
This very day, now a year is run.

IV
There's nobody on the house-tops now--
Just a palsied few at the windows set;
For the best of the sight is, all allow,
At the Shambles' Gate--or, better yet,
By the very scaffold's foot, I trow.                   

V
I go in the rain, and, more than needs,
A rope cuts both my wrists behind;
And I think, by the feel, my forehead bleeds,
For they fling, whoever has a mind,
Stones at me for my year's misdeeds.

VI
Thus I entered, and thus I go!
In triumphs, people have dropped down dead.
"Paid by the world, what dost thou owe
 Me?"--God might question; now instead,
'Tis God shall repay: I am safer so.